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Dress Code: A Funny HOA Comic

November 3, 2026 · by the WittyMerch crew

Four-panel comic: HOA president Linda tells Earl he cannot walk the cul-de-sac in a bathrobe, so Earl strolls past in polka-dot boxers instead

Linda from the HOA has rules about bathrobes on the cul-de-sac. Earl has a very literal way of following them.

Comic transcript

Linda: Mr. Pruitt, residents may NOT walk the cul-de-sac in a bathrobe.

Earl: Noted.

Doug: Dad, just give her what she wants.

Earl: No robe!

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