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Funny Gifts for Dads Who Guard the Thermostat
Every family has one: the dad who knows the exact thermostat setting, talks about his lawn like it’s a firstborn and survives every family holiday on pie alone. These shirts are for him.
Christmas timing: every shirt is printed to order and most US orders arrive 5–11 days after you order. To be safe for Christmas, order by December 9. Shipping details
Match the shirt to the dad
- The thermostat cop: “Certified Thermostat Guardian.”
- The lawn guy: “Ask Me About My Lawn” (warning: he will tell you).
- The holiday survivor: “I Survived Another Family Christmas.”
Sound familiar? That’s Doug Pruitt, the dad in our daily comic The Pruitts. He is confident and wrong about almost everything.
Quick answers
What do you get a dad who says he doesn't want anything?
Something that makes fun of the thing he's most stubborn about, like the thermostat or the lawn. He'll pretend to be offended and then wear it every weekend.
How much do the shirts cost?
Every WittyMerch tee is $24.99, so any of these works as a white elephant or Secret Santa gift with a $25 limit (shipping is calculated at checkout).
What are the shirts printed on?
Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tees, printed to order just for you.
Can I return a shirt if the size is wrong?
Because each shirt is made to order, returns aren't available for size or change of mind, so check the size chart on the product page. Damaged, defective or wrong items are replaced or refunded if reported within 30 days.