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Funny Gifts for Teachers (Besides Another Mug)
Teachers own enough apple-shaped desk ornaments to last several careers. A shirt that admits what the job really runs on (coffee, hall passes and a patience meter that’s always buffering) is a gift they’ll actually use.
Christmas timing: every shirt is printed to order and most US orders arrive 5–11 days after you order. To be safe for Christmas, order by December 9. Shipping details
Picking the right one
- For the teacher who’s seen it all: “Teacher Mode On: Patience Buffering.”
- For the caffeine-powered: “Teacher Fuel: Coffee & Hall Passes.”
- For the department head who’s always right: “My Opinion Has Been Peer-Reviewed (By Me).”
Our comic’s resident teacher, Marcus Bell, is slowly cracking one parent email at a time. Catch up in The Pruitts.
Quick answers
Is a shirt an OK gift for a teacher?
Yes. Casual-Friday and spirit-day shirts get worn constantly, and a funny one about the job is far more personal than a gift card.
How much do the shirts cost?
Every WittyMerch tee is $24.99, so any of these works as a white elephant or Secret Santa gift with a $25 limit (shipping is calculated at checkout).
What are the shirts printed on?
Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tees, printed to order just for you.
Can I return a shirt if the size is wrong?
Because each shirt is made to order, returns aren't available for size or change of mind, so check the size chart on the product page. Damaged, defective or wrong items are replaced or refunded if reported within 30 days.