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Linda Crane
HOA President · Clipboard Enthusiast
Linda Crane has been president of the Bramblewood Court HOA for fourteen years and runs it with a clipboard, a measuring tape and a visor that has seen things. She can measure grass height by eye, cites bylaws from memory and has a special file for the Pruitts that requires its own cabinet. She and Doug are locked in eternal combat. Her relationship with the rest of the Pruitt family is… complicated.
| Age | 63 |
|---|---|
| Height | 5'7" (5'10" in visor) |
| Job | President, Bramblewood Court HOA (unpaid, unstoppable) |
| Lives | The perfect house at the end of the cul-de-sac |
| Violations issued | Yes |
| Favorite bylaw | 7.3(b) |
| Catchphrase | "Per the bylaws…" |
| Appearances | 0 |
Skills
Bylaw recall100%
Clipboard handling100%
Measuring grass height by eye97%
Surprise inspections95%
Minding her own business0%
Things you should know
- Her clipboard has a clipboard.
- Once fined herself for a crooked mailbox, to set an example.
- Has a soft spot for men in Hawaiian shirts. Allegedly.
Episodes
Linda's first episode is on the way. Check back soon!
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