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Judge
Ivy's Cat · Silent Critic
Judge is a round black cat who has never spoken a word and never needed to. One look from those half-closed yellow eyes says everything. He judges Doug's outfits, Earl's choices, Biscuit's existence and anything placed near the edge of a counter. Judge belongs to Ivy, shares her opinions of humanity, and is very often the punchline.
| Age | Unknown (possibly eternal) |
|---|---|
| Breed | Black cat, menace |
| Weight | 14 lbs of disdain |
| Lives | The top of whatever you need |
| Loyal to | Ivy. Only Ivy. |
| Words spoken | 0 |
| Catchphrase | ... |
| Appearances | 1 |
Skills
Judging100%
Knocking things off counters100%
Ignoring his own name100%
Maintaining eye contact while doing crimes100%
Affection (Ivy only)3%
Things you should know
- Has never been caught doing anything. Has done everything.
- Sits on Ivy's keyboard during every important meeting.
- Is the only member of the household Linda from the HOA is afraid of.
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Episodes
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