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Biscuit Pruitt
Family Dog · Very Good Boy
Biscuit is a golden retriever of boundless joy and very limited processing power. He loves everyone, understands nothing, and is the first victim of every Doug plan that involves a ladder, a grill or a leaf blower. He would greet a burglar with a tennis ball. He has never once been told "no" and understood it.
| Age | 4 (dog years: irrelevant) |
|---|---|
| Breed | Golden retriever, allegedly |
| Weight | 72 lbs (68 lbs of love) |
| Lives | Wherever food is falling |
| Favorite person | Whoever is holding food |
| IQ | Classified for his own protection |
| Catchphrase | *happy panting* |
| Appearances | 0 |
Skills
Being a good boy100%
Eating things that aren't food99%
Fetch71%
Guarding the house5%
Understanding "no"2%
Things you should know
- Once ate an entire HOA violation notice. Doug considers him a hero.
- Is afraid of the vacuum, the mailman and his own tail, in that order.
- Thinks Judge the cat is his best friend. Judge disagrees.
Episodes
Biscuit's first episode is on the way. Check back soon!
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