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Marcus Bell
Neighbor · High-School Teacher
Marcus Bell has taught high-school history for eighteen years and has the thousand-yard stare to prove it. He is principled, patient and slowly cracking. Next door to the Pruitts, he is Doug's best friend and fiercest competitor in grilling, lawn care and holiday decorating. Marcus is better at all of it, and he is too polite to say so (most days). Students fear his Look. Parents fear his emails.
| Age | 45 |
|---|---|
| Height | 6'3" |
| Job | AP U.S. History teacher, Oakhaven High, 18 years |
| Lives | Next door to the Pruitts |
| Relationship to Doug | Best friend. Arch-rival. Both. |
| Lawn status | Immaculate |
| Catchphrase | "I'm not mad. I'm just documenting." |
| Appearances | 0 |
Skills
The Teacher Look100%
Confiscating vapes99%
Lawn care96%
Beating Doug at anything91%
Grilling (better than Doug, don't tell him)88%
Remaining calm62%
Things you should know
- His coffee stain is not a stain. It is a record of his career.
- Has confiscated enough vapes to fill a filing cabinet. He labeled the drawers.
- Keeps a spreadsheet of every competition he has won against Doug. It has tabs.
Episodes
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