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Earl Pruitt
Grandpa · Retired Chaos Agent
Earl Pruitt spent forty years driving trucks across America and now spends his retirement driving his son Doug up the wall. He lives in the garage apartment, wears Hawaiian shirts year-round, and has no filter whatsoever. Earl says what everyone else is thinking, and several things nobody was thinking. He naps anywhere, fears nothing, ignores the HOA entirely and has a surprisingly active social life.
| Age | 76 |
|---|---|
| Height | 5'5" (formerly 5'8") |
| Job | Retired long-haul trucker |
| Lives | The garage apartment, rent-free |
| Family | Son Doug, granddaughter Ivy |
| Filter | None |
| Catchphrase | "At my age, what are they gonna do?" |
| Appearances | 0 |
Skills
Napping anywhere100%
Saying the quiet part out loud100%
Cribbage92%
Romance87%
Using a smartphone9%
Caring what the HOA thinks0%
Things you should know
- Owns 41 Hawaiian shirts and claims to have been to Hawaii zero times.
- Still has a CB radio handle: "Big Earl." He is 5'5".
- Wears socks with sandals as a political statement.
Episodes
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