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Key Decision: A Funny Dad Thermostat Comic

November 2, 2026 · by the WittyMerch crew

Key Decision comic: Doug locks the thermostat, loses the key, and Judge the cat drops it in the toilet.

Doug finally won the thermostat war. He locked it in a box and kept the only key. Victory lasted until about 2 a.m.

Comic transcript

Doug: Nobody touches it now. Only I have the key.

Nora: Doug, it’s 58 degrees in here.

Doug: That’s what sweaters are for.

Doug: Where’s the key… where’s the KEY?!

Judge: (silently drops the key in the toilet)

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