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Funny White Elephant & Secret Santa Gifts Under $25
The best white elephant gift gets stolen three times. A funny shirt is light, actually useful and starts arguments, and every WittyMerch tee is $24.99, so it fits the usual $25 limit.
Christmas timing: every shirt is printed to order and most US orders arrive 5–11 days after you order. To be safe for Christmas, order by December 9. Shipping details
Most likely to get stolen
- “Proudly on the Naughty List”: the crowd favorite.
- “Official Cookie Quality Control”: for the office baker.
- “Merry & Mildly Overwhelmed”: painfully relatable in December.
Tip: shirts are printed to order, so for an office party check the date against our shipping times.
Quick answers
Is $24.99 under the white elephant limit?
Yes, each shirt is $24.99. Shipping is calculated at checkout, so check your group's rule on whether shipping counts.
How much do the shirts cost?
Every WittyMerch tee is $24.99, so any of these works as a white elephant or Secret Santa gift with a $25 limit (shipping is calculated at checkout).
What are the shirts printed on?
Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tees, printed to order just for you.
Can I return a shirt if the size is wrong?
Because each shirt is made to order, returns aren't available for size or change of mind, so check the size chart on the product page. Damaged, defective or wrong items are replaced or refunded if reported within 30 days.