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Funny Gifts for Dog and Cat Lovers
Pet people already wear their pets (mostly as fur). These shirts just make it official, whether the pet in charge is a dog who thinks you’re hilarious or a cat who reluctantly approved your outfit.
Christmas timing: every shirt is printed to order and most US orders arrive 5–11 days after you order. To be safe for Christmas, order by December 9. Shipping details
Dog people vs. cat people
- Dog people: “My Dog Thinks I’m Hilarious,” “Dog Hair Is My Accessory” and, for the holidays, “Dear Santa, the Dog Did It.”
- Cat people: “My Cat Approved This Outfit (Reluctantly).”
In our comic, Biscuit the golden retriever and Judge the cat run the house. See The Pruitts.
Quick answers
How much do the shirts cost?
Every WittyMerch tee is $24.99, so any of these works as a white elephant or Secret Santa gift with a $25 limit (shipping is calculated at checkout).
What are the shirts printed on?
Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tees, printed to order just for you.
Can I return a shirt if the size is wrong?
Because each shirt is made to order, returns aren't available for size or change of mind, so check the size chart on the product page. Damaged, defective or wrong items are replaced or refunded if reported within 30 days.